Sunday, December 23, 2007

Khankrumthebuggerer: MRI Poet

"Robin Steele can kiss my hairy Ass."
Khrankenbooger on AntiMisandry

Thanks for the offer, Khrank. Really. I'm flattered. Tempting, but, no. I think I'll just keep kicking it for now.

The kids over at the Antimisandry.com playground are off from school. they've got lots of time on their hands, one of the advantages of being MRIs (Men's Rights Inactivists) rather than MRAs. The precocious youngsters delight in filling their time with a little Robin Steele-bashing.

At first I had hoped the pompous windbag of the MRIs, Khrankybugger, would spend a little time with a grammar book reviewing sentence structure. Li'l Kranky needs to memorize: Noun. Verb. Completes a thought. That's what makes a sentence, Kranky. I know the whole "completes a thought" is intimidating, but there's a first time for everything.

As I perused some of the Khrankster's finest sentence fragments pieced together to impersonate paragraphs, I had an epiphany!

The Robin Steele campaign and the other Feminist attack dogs. Always seem to go for a chain saw when a needle probe would do. Over kill,exaggeration, dirty tricks, attack the relatives, children, Grandchildren of their opponents. Steele is obviously reading this blog or forum.

He is not in fact the illiterate he pretends to be! He's a NeccoWafer Buddhist! And a Poet who don't No-it! I realized that he writes in poetry... some form of bloated Ginsburg Beat buddhist Haiku! And it's good... Very Good!

Robin Steele can kiss my hairy Ass
by Khrankrsore, MRI Poet

I.

The Robin Steele campaign
and the other Feminist attack dogs.

Always seem to go
for a chain saw
when a needle probe
would do.

Over kill,
exaggeration,
dirty tricks,
attack the relatives,
children,
Grandchildren of their opponents.

Steele is obviously reading

this blog or forum.


II.
Feminazi Robin Steele
stated outright on her blog
that I lied.
Trying to draw me
into a debate or
some kind of war
of words.

It does not qualify
for my time or interest.
This is childish name calling.
And I repeat.
Feminists and Women
do not define Masculinity

never have and never will.
Men do.

III

Those who have Careers,
Family,
and people to protect may well,
use a historic name,
a tongue in cheek name,
a Parody name.

I do so for those
who I am protecting.

And Robin Steele can kiss my hairy Ass.
We will without doubt
see more
of these
tactics.


I'm dumbfounded. I am the muse for the greatest MRI poet the playground has yet produced. This is my calling. My destiny. My NeccoNirvana.

A series of NeccoBuddhist Poetry will make the perfect fundraising vehicle for the MRI! "Robin Steele Can Kiss My Hairy Ass" by Khankrumthebuggerer will be the perfect first volume! With a forward by MikeeUSA perhaps?

2 comments:

Yohan said...

Thanks for your 'Merry Christmas' message, you self-appointed 'Christian Men's Rights Activist'...

Your hoax-blog is really ridiculous, Robin Steele.
A mixture of slander and idiotism...

Robin Steele said...

Thanks, NoMan.

How's that list of 1000 links to your Masculist Advice coming? I love how you continue on as if you have not been exposed and discredited. I'm sure no one noticed that you were challenged and you ran away like a little girl.

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